Dog T-shirt | I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between my Brain any my Mouth

At Paws Hoof, we know that the most honest thoughts are often the funniest—and sometimes they slip out before we can stop them. Our newest dog t-shirt captures that hilarious truth with the ever-relatable Snoopy holding a cup of coffee and delivering the unforgettable line:

"I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain and My Mouth"

This Snoopy t-shirt blends humor, personality, and the charm of everyone's favorite beagle into one must-have piece of clothing. If you've ever had a moment where your brain worked faster than your filter—this shirt is for you.

A Dog T-Shirt With Personality (and a Caffeine Fix)

Let’s face it: life can be chaotic, and sometimes we speak before we think. That’s what makes this funny dog t-shirt so relatable. Snoopy, with his caffeine in hand, represents the voice inside us all. The message? Honest. Hilarious. And oh-so-human.

Perfect For:

• Coffee lovers who say it like it is

• Dog moms and dads with no filter

• Snoopy fans who love his mischievous side

• Anyone who’s ever needed a speed bump of their own

Why You’ll Love This Snoopy T-Shirt

✔ Witty, Relatable Design – Snoopy + coffee + sarcasm = instant classic
✔ Comfy, Everyday Wear – Soft cotton that moves with you
✔ Unisex Fit (S–5XL) – Stylish for any gender, any vibe
✔ Bold Yet Playful – Humor that hits just right
✔ A Great Gift – For birthdays, retirements, or those who love a good laugh

Made for Comfort, Designed for Laughs

This isn’t just another graphic tee. It’s crafted with breathable, lightweight cotton that keeps you comfortable all day. Whether you’re lounging at home, grabbing coffee with a friend, or walking your dog, this dog t-shirt delivers comfort with a splash of humor.

Pair it with jeans, shorts, or a hoodie—it fits your casual lifestyle and your attitude. Because who doesn’t need a little honesty (and caffeine) in their wardrobe?

Coffee. Dogs. Snoopy. Say No More.

Snoopy’s expression says it all—this shirt is made for those who live unfiltered, love dogs, and survive on coffee. Whether you’re an early riser or a night owl, this tee reminds everyone that sometimes, the truth just escapes.

This funny dog t-shirt is ideal for:

• Dog Lovers – Who believe dogs make everything better

• Coffee Addicts – Who communicate better after their first cup

• Snoopy Collectors – Add a sassy twist to your Peanuts apparel

• Bold Personalities – Who speak their mind (even when they shouldn’t)

Only at Paws Hoof – Wear What You Feel

At pawshoof.com, we specialize in apparel that’s equal parts cozy, clever, and canine-approved. Our designs are about expressing who you are—with humor, heart, and just the right dose of sass.

When you buy from us, you get:

• Exclusive Snoopy Artwork – You won’t find this design anywhere else

• Premium Materials – Long-lasting and soft to the touch

• Wearable Wit – Let your outfit do the talking

We don’t just sell shirts—we share stories, spark smiles, and celebrate the bond between people and pups.

Grab Yours Before They’re Gone

👉 Visit pawshoof.com to order your Snoopy "Speed Bump" t-shirt now. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow coffee snob, a blunt best friend, or snagging one for yourself, this tee is guaranteed to turn heads—and maybe raise a few eyebrows.

Because let’s be honest: some of us were born without a filter, and we’re just fine with that.

🐾 Humor. Honesty. Hounds.

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Awesome fit This unisex t-shirt is super comfy and soft. Want to look years younger, hip, and fashionable? Find the size that fits you best, and wear it with your favorite jeans or shorts Unique design Show off our unique fashion style with our funny, inspirational unisex t-shirt.   Great gift ideas Give it to your beloved ones or get one for yourself. You will love the soft feel and want to wear it all day long.

Product details: Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton, or composition (96% cotton, 4% spandex) for maximum comfortable stretch. Products will be automatically fulfilled with existing materials to optimize production and delivery time to customers. Machine wash cold     Lay flat to dry     No bleach     Disclaimer Due to variations of light and color settings of computer/personal device screens, colors may appear slightly different from photographic images. Due to the manufacturing process, sizes of items listed in descriptions are approximate and actual size may vary slightly. Due to the manufacturing process, alignment of images may vary slightly